The Easter Bunny Isn T Real And Neither Is Jesus

Author: Oscar Arias
Publisher: Mental Milk Press
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The first written mention of the "Easter Hare" (as he was originally called) was in
1682. Much like Santa Claus, the Easter Hare determined the worthiness of
children and brought brightly painted Easter eggs (and later candy) to the "
deserving" ones. I think the requirement for "deserving" children has been
dropped as I never heard that one as a kid. Apparently even just within the United
States, traditions involving Easter eggs and the Easter Bunny differ a bit. When I
was growing up, ...

Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself

Author: Adam McClaran
Publisher: Adam McClaran
ISBN: 1453697675
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Jesus can see everything; Superman has x-ray vision. They both can travel near
the speed of light and defy gravity. Both took on the burdens of humanity,
symbolize goodness in their quest to eliminate evil, and supposedly have a
strong moral code. Superman cares for everybody; Jesus cares for everybody.
What's more, neither Jesus nor Superman is from planet Earth. One is from
heaven and the other is from Krypton. Incidentally, you would never find either of
these places within ...


Author: Will Willimon
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN: 1621894665
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Easter!” “Are we gonna see the Easter Bunny?” asked the littlest of the bunch. “
No, this isn't about the Easter Bunny, dear,” chirped Mary. “Ain't no Easter Bunny
no way,” one child declared. “We are going to church to pray, and to praise God,”
Mary instructed. “Ain't no Easter Bunny, ain't no God, no Santa Clause neither,”
he continued to lecture the others. “Shut up!” yelled the oldest girl, an obese child
with stringy, blonde hair. “Don't you blaspheme! There is too an Easter Bunny!

What Is Tommy Thinking

Author: Pastor Gil Splett
Publisher: WestBow Press
ISBN: 1512765252
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Easter Day, Cycle A Matthew 28:1–10 It was early Easter morning. Tommy and
his sister, Lindsay, had just returned from the sunrise service in the park, and
before they headed to church for the Easter breakfast, they stopped at home to
hunt for Easter eggs. Lindsay had just picked up a pink Easter egg and was
turning it over in her hand. “What does the Easter bunny have to do with the story
of Jesus's resurrection?” she asked. “Good question,” Tommy said. “And why isn't
it the Easter ...

Daily Discipleship Becoming An Everyday Latter Day Saint

Author: Chad P. Conrad
Publisher: Cedar Fort
ISBN: 1462104088
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He doesn't mind at all having two days of remembrance, and neither do we. We
do the same thing with ... Then, on April 6, we have a birthday party for Jesus,
complete with cake and ice cream. I'm sure for His sake ... She finally realized
that Santa wasn't real, but how could her parents have been so wrong? Amy
decided it was time to confront her mother. “Santa isn't real, is he, Mom?” “No,
Dear.” “What about the Easter Bunny?” “No.” “Not even the Tooth Fairy?” “No,
Honey, they were ...

The Jewish Concern For The Church

Author: Christine Graef
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN: 1532608276
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There is neither biblical nor historical record of Christ, the apostles or the early
Church participating in the Lenten season. 2. easter eggs-The egg, ... The easter
Bunny-nowhere in the Bible will you find mention of the easter Bunny (rabbit) in
relation to Jesus. The rabbit's origins ... 1 samuel 5:1–12 provides us with his
displeasure of other gods. i can hear you saying now, “it isn't a big deal, we are
not celebrating a pagan holiday, but rather the resurrection of Jesus.” That is
exactly what ...

Dad S Life

Author: Dave Hill
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0755396553
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'That Easter isn't just about Easter eggs,' said Jed. 'True,' I conceded. 'It's about a
lot of things – including Jesus, I believe.' 'Uh-uh.' 'But Easter eggs are important,
aren't they?' 'Yes! ... I'm a stickler for tradition. Jed, though, took a different view. '
Easter Bunny,' he scoffed. 'Give me a break.' I looked pleadingly at Geoff Giraffe. I
gazed beseechingly at Germaine Bear. Neither rushed to my aid. 'Don't you want
an Easter egg, then?' 'No, I don't want a stupid Easter egg.' 'How about a ...

Shopping For God

Author: James B. Twitchell
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781416545729
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Over a few months in north Florida I saw: Don't give up—Moses was a basket
case too A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn't A good place for the
buck to stop is at the collection plate The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead
Read the Bible. It will scare the Hell out of you Free trip to heaven—Details inside
! Try Jesus. If you don't like him, the devil will always take you back Give Satan an
inch and he'll be a ruler God's last name is not “damn” The best things in life aren'
t ...

The Barnes Review

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If that isn't a dereliction of dutv, then what is? WtLUAMKVHN St Petersburg,
Florida Blame the Economy Just a note to tell you how much my ... Christians
worship Jesus Christ as True God and True Man; also as one person of the
Blessed Trinity. Neither Jews nor Mohammedans do this. The other letter I would
like to address is the one from a Jack Grauer tided "What Next: The Easter Bunny
?" In which he basically took you to task for James Nienhuis's article, and
anything that touches ...

The New Yorker

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It's a romantic, mystic, Utopian comedy — an Easter fable, with a dialectical
bunny. Set in Geneva (the birthplace of ... Ed Solomon's dreary debut film about
alienation and redemption stars Billy Bob Thornton (in a Jesus wig) as an ex-con
revisiting the scene of his crime. He's befriended by a group of sad ... In this
genial hit movie, Vaughn is operating in low gear as a cocky salesman; the role
isn't enough for him, but he's still hilarious, and so, at times, is the movie. Written (
with many ...