Confessions Of A Teenage Jesus Jerk

Author: Tony DuShane
Publisher: Soft Skull Press
ISBN: 1593762631
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I looked over to the lost-and-found shelf and saw a leather-bound notebook. I felt
like taking it. Ah, there it is. If they didn't reinstate me, I'd take it. If I was reinstated,
whoever left that notebook at the Kingdom Hall would probably be happy I was
reapproved for association and wouldn't mind if I took it. “Do you have a worldly
girlfriend?” Brother Miller asked and squinted. “No,” I said. He cleared his throat
and Brother Rodgers sucked in air through his teeth. “Gabe, lying to us isn't going
to ...

What Jesus Did

Author: Robert D. Prescott-Ezickson
Publisher: CSS Publishing
ISBN: 0788023101
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What are we supposed to do with these jerks? The servants have an idea. “Do
you want us to go and uproot them?” That sounds like a good idea, doesn't it?
Just gather all the weirdoes and jerks together, put them in one spot, and let them
dwell together. Of course, there is one major difficulty. Who determines who is a
jerk, and who is not? In some countries of the world, Christians are considered to
be the jerks. So getting rid of jerks isn't as easy as it sounds. The farmer, while ...

Jaded For Jesus

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ISBN: 9789878478
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I like it when God shows me grace, too — or brings me a candy bar. It's
Halloween, and she found a way to use this pagan holiday to show Christ's love.
That's something I love about my wife! She has only really known Jesus for six
years, and seems free of the cultural trappings. Come on over and observe her in
her natural habitat for a while, and you will see what I mean. (On second thought,
better call first.) My wife tells me when I am being a jerk, and I love that. How else
would I ...

Jesus Is Alive And Appearing Everywhere But Camden

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Publisher: John Richards
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Jerks. And there appeared another wonder in Heaven; and behold a great red
dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
Revelation 12:3 Soon after Jesus restored music to the world, a New York radio
personality said, “Jesus isn't coming—there's no Jesus. Why wouldn't he have
come before now?” And this was on a certain day in October, to be exact it was
October 5th of 1989, but the radio's premiere so-called 'shock-jock' had not meant
any ...

The Prayer Of Jesus

Author: Kent Gramm
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN: 1630877743
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The idol of a tribe or nation is a very jealous god indeed, angry and demanding,
brutal and hard to please, a Big Jerk. so we become little jerks; and it is very
difficult for jerks to include and love other people. The Bible points out that those
who worship idols become like ... “To those who have, more will be given.”8
everything or nothing. There is only one God in the universe and it is not our
superficial, false selves. each of the world's great religions in its own way tries to
overcome 8.

American Jesus

Author: Christopher Keith Jenkins
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1499071701
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My next concert was atthe circle jerks in Dallas at the arcadia theater, at this show
the railing cavedin and people were crushed in the organ pit and died. I sawrated
x, sedition, lickety split I think, and circle jerks. As soonasI walked in, Imet the
guitar player for circle jerks, aka Greg Hetson, Adam acted like he knewhim. And
we bought some t shirts, I had one with Elvis tied to the bumper of a cartoon car,
and all the jerks were driving. It was the Elvis tour. I went and Thestrange
beginning ...

What If

Author: Mark A. Ruzek
Publisher: Xulon Press
ISBN: 1597812013
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THREE. The. Jerk. Who. Met. Jesus. _?>g Until March 24, 2000, 1 had led a fairly
decent life, at least from what an outsider would see, but actually a very selfish
and unfulfilling life. I was not a good father, husband, or friend to my wife. I
cheated in different ways, justifying all of them. When our own Commander in
Chief would not admit to his affairs, it made all of us other cheaters feel like we
were doing okay. I told myself that as long as there was no intercourse with
another woman, ...

Jesus Was Not A Nice Guy

Author: Rev. Kory Wilcoxson
Publisher: BookBaby
ISBN: 1483540669
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"Jesus Was NOT a Nice Guy" explores those passages in depth, and provides practical ways we can relate to Jesus when he acts less than Messiah-like.

Jesus Is

Author: Judah Smith
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 1400204763
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Your neck hurts after riding the bumper cars because they jerk so badly. The
petting zoo features a scrawny goat and a dog that looks as if it might have rabies
. The popcorn is a week old and tastes like burnt grease. Many of us are still
riding the pathetic little rides at Worthy World. We wonder why it isn't more fun,
but we can't afford anything else. So we laugh empty laughs and tell each other
how great this place is. And every once in a while, over the fence we catch a
glimpse of an ...

Jesus And Archaeology

Author: James H. Charlesworth
Publisher: Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing
ISBN: 9780802848802
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The difference, like the difference between "church" = people and "church" =
building, may seem insubstantial. But it may also involve a signif1cant shift in
orientation for some, and is another reminder of the need for Jesus historians to
jerk themselves consciously out of their contemporary perspective in order to
gain a more sound historical perspective. Conclusion Archaeology strengthens
an impression already strong from the literary evidence. The son of an artisan
brought up in ...